If I may take this opportunity to step away from my online alias for a moment. I’d like to instead mention a topic that seems to be of great interest to the masses lately. Actually, no let me rephrase, not a topic… it’s one person. And barely a person at that, this chick isn’t even legal! And yet she is the most blogged about, emailed and Googled individual over the course of these past few days.
(nearly 18 million hits for HANNAH MONTANA?????… people, she’s not even real!)
Rant over. Ladies and gentleman, may I present, Ms. Miley Cyrus.
Yeah, her dad is that dude with the mullet from the 90s when he was a one hit wonder, stop mooching off your daughter’s success Billy Ray.
That being said, I feel an overwhelming need to address this issue directly…
Dear Ms. Cyrus,
I have to ask, did you really have it that bad? The fame, the glamour, the ridiculously unnecessary paycheck? Or was it the constant attention and praise that you didn’t like? What was it exactly that forced you to put your career in jeopardy? I’m just curious…
And all before the age of 16? At least your peers waited till adolescence to botch their pristine images.
Just a word of advice, smile in your mugshot. Those things get around, you know what I mean? A cute smirk, and maybe some loose curls is what I’m thinking. I’m just looking out for you Miley, it’s a harsh world. Better stay in that Disney bubble as long as you can. Oh wait, you most likely ruined that opportunity. You and the pregnant Spears kid have really been giving the children’s network a good name. Way to go ladies.
Girl power!
Gabby
PS. Eat something chickie- you’re looking a little thin.
